Really, Gareth? Really?
Thomas has joined other “stars” in the Channel 5 bunker including X-Factor alcohol-merchant Frankie Cocozza (prolonging his inevitably short-lived fame for at least 15 more minutes), Natasha Giggs (famous for adultery) and Kirk Norcoss (in a reality show after becoming famous in a reality show which isn’t real).
“If the housemates deserve my Welsh temper, they’ll get it,” said Thomas to male Davina McCall-star Brian Dowling.
Just try not to racially abuse anyone or offer to be a cat Gareth, and you’ll escape with the one remaining shred of your dignity intact.
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TODAY ON YOUTUBE
A compilation of the best skills, then, far more interestingly, the worst fouls from the season so far in Argentina. These chaps don’t mess around.
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CAPTION COMPETITION
Andy Murray fails to take tennis seriously enough once again at the Brisbane International.
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SHOWING OFF
Jerome Simpson of the Cincinnati Bengals scores a ludicrous front-flip touchdown.
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MIXED FEELINGS
Quite the contrast between how happy Owen Coyle looks to see Mick McCarthy and vice versa as Wolves and Bolton met over the Christmas period:

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THE GIF THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
Mysterious forces at work at Old Trafford, with Luis Suarez the victim.

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CLASSIC YOUTUBE
Richie Benaud endorses a shaving foam on Aussie TV in some forgotten idealised past.